Lily: Listen up, Scooter. There is no way you and I will ever be together.
Marshall. Right now!
Lily: Marshall!
Marshall: I’m sorry, but he’s adorable.
Lily: Listen. I don’t want to be with you.
Marshall: Right now. Hang in there, Scoots! I’m not going to live forever.How I Met Your Mother 5x16 - Hooked
How I Met Your Mother’s 4x09 The Naked Man:
The Naked Man is going to revolutionize the one-night stand. It’s like the forward pass in football, the slam dunk in basketball, the technique in hair cutting where you put the hair between two fingers and you cut from the top - It’s a total game changer!